Definitions by Bob Baxter

gobbledygook 

wordy and generally unintelligible jargon (nonsense)

He spent all of last week getting clobberfaced and spouting off gobbledygook.

gobbledygook by Bob Baxter January 24, 2004

clobberfaced 

a variant of shitfaced

He was pretty clobberfaced when he was thrown out of a casino for poking a girl in her boob.

clobberfaced by Bob Baxter January 24, 2004