Definitions by Bob "Fuckin'" Martin

cement head 

A person so dense and stupid that he or she can only be referred to as "cement head".

I told you not to do that. Now you've fucked it up. Uhhhh!......you're a fuckin' cement head.

cement head by Bob "Fuckin'" Martin October 29, 2007

ball fondler 

A questionable males sexuality or a homosexual.

1st example:
Questionable male: "I went to a ballet last night and it was pretty cool."

Non-questionable male: "What are you a fuckin' ball fondler?"

2nd example: "Rock Hudson was a ball fondler."

ball fondler by Bob "Fuckin'" Martin October 29, 2007

bum juice

The sweat in an ass crack.

example 1:
I'm sweating so bad, I have to go to the bathroom and wipe off my bum juice.

example 2:
That fatfuck left a bum juice stain on my sofa!

bum juice by Bob "Fuckin'" Martin October 29, 2007