by bob November 16, 2003

by Bob March 13, 2004

the best music ever!!!!
u fuck bags r retarded. almost all rock isnt screaming and almost all rock isnt about a suckish life!ur mixing emo (softcore) with black metal/grindcore, etc with emo. that makes no sense at all. only black metal and some death metal is satanic. alomst all rock doesnt scream. rockers dont just bang instruments it takes talent; typically a shit load. its more complicated then u fuck tards think!!! rock differs ALOT. thers soft stuff and theres heavy stuff, screaming and singing. try browsing through rock on itunes, ull find a huge variety of rock. and if ur too stubborn to believe me, then go fuck a goat, and stop listening to rap/pop/hiphop/randb/techno, bitch!!
u fuck bags r retarded. almost all rock isnt screaming and almost all rock isnt about a suckish life!ur mixing emo (softcore) with black metal/grindcore, etc with emo. that makes no sense at all. only black metal and some death metal is satanic. alomst all rock doesnt scream. rockers dont just bang instruments it takes talent; typically a shit load. its more complicated then u fuck tards think!!! rock differs ALOT. thers soft stuff and theres heavy stuff, screaming and singing. try browsing through rock on itunes, ull find a huge variety of rock. and if ur too stubborn to believe me, then go fuck a goat, and stop listening to rap/pop/hiphop/randb/techno, bitch!!
here r just a few rock bands/rockers(not all of them r good)
metallica
ramones
system of a down
venom(satanic)
cannibal corpse
the beatles
acdc
led zeppelin
elvis presley
jimi hendrix
h.i.m.
cattle decapitation
green day
fall out boy(soft yet about how shitty their lives r)
pig destroyer(a rappers ONLY idea of rock, grindcore)
red hot chili peppers
aerosmith
slayer
linkin park(shitty band, but nevertheless, its rock)
slipknot
black sabbath
the locust(grindcore)
sepultura
iron maiden
deep purple
guns 'n' roses
rammstein
cky(camp kill yourself)
motorhead
megadeth
johnny cash
less then jake
taking back sunday
def leappord
all american rejects
nickelback
sex pistols
the used
ozzy osbourne
jimi hendrix experience
carnage
korn
emperor
kiss, pink floyd and a fuck load more
if u dont like rock, then leave it alone and dont stereotype it.even the stuff that screams takes talent, all rock does. u gotta at least respect that.
p.s. rockers care about there instruments, they dont smash them. just cuz its wat u saw in a music video doesnt mean it happens in real life AND dudes with long hair arent freaks, almost no ones a freak; there just people who r different
metallica
ramones
system of a down
venom(satanic)
cannibal corpse
the beatles
acdc
led zeppelin
elvis presley
jimi hendrix
h.i.m.
cattle decapitation
green day
fall out boy(soft yet about how shitty their lives r)
pig destroyer(a rappers ONLY idea of rock, grindcore)
red hot chili peppers
aerosmith
slayer
linkin park(shitty band, but nevertheless, its rock)
slipknot
black sabbath
the locust(grindcore)
sepultura
iron maiden
deep purple
guns 'n' roses
rammstein
cky(camp kill yourself)
motorhead
megadeth
johnny cash
less then jake
taking back sunday
def leappord
all american rejects
nickelback
sex pistols
the used
ozzy osbourne
jimi hendrix experience
carnage
korn
emperor
kiss, pink floyd and a fuck load more
if u dont like rock, then leave it alone and dont stereotype it.even the stuff that screams takes talent, all rock does. u gotta at least respect that.
p.s. rockers care about there instruments, they dont smash them. just cuz its wat u saw in a music video doesnt mean it happens in real life AND dudes with long hair arent freaks, almost no ones a freak; there just people who r different
by bob September 05, 2008

by bob May 13, 2005

1.(n)An uber L337 pwnz0r who likes to set thiings on fire, and eat chicken.
2.(v)the act of BBQ'ing thy enemy and feeding him to the rats.
2.(v)the act of BBQ'ing thy enemy and feeding him to the rats.
(n)That guy is realy kicking our ass, he must be a zolton!
(v)You had better be careful or I will zolton you!
(v)You had better be careful or I will zolton you!
by bob February 10, 2003

someone who thinks irrationally and is giving you a hard time, usually about someting insignificant, or someone who generally randomly overreacts.
by Bob November 12, 2003

A tequila that has been set on fire. The way to drink a flaming tequila is best done by way of a staw.
First, one sticks the straw into the burning alcohol and must suck up all of the tequila before the straw melts. This is chugging and makes you drunk pretty fucking quick. But if you're slow as hell the fire might shoot up your straw and, not burn, heat up your mouth.
The second way of doing is is holding the shot glass above you and pouring it into your mouth. Hopefully the fire will die out by the time it hits your tongue... Hopefully.
First, one sticks the straw into the burning alcohol and must suck up all of the tequila before the straw melts. This is chugging and makes you drunk pretty fucking quick. But if you're slow as hell the fire might shoot up your straw and, not burn, heat up your mouth.
The second way of doing is is holding the shot glass above you and pouring it into your mouth. Hopefully the fire will die out by the time it hits your tongue... Hopefully.
by Bob August 06, 2004
