Clutmallet

A croquet mallet used to stimulate a clut. Used because of the vast girth required to fulfill the sexual needs of a clut.
The only way that clut gets off is with a clutmallet.
by Bo Monte-Carlo September 06, 2009
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Clut

A gaping vagina, resembling a cavern. Typically disgusting and lacking hygiene. A clut can also refer to the female who possesses it.
I can't believe you went clut spelunking last night!

If she doesn't shut up I'm going to smack that clut.

The only way she gets off is with a clutmallet.
by Bo Monte-Carlo September 06, 2009
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