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A mythical company that promises to deliver your kitchen cabinets “next week” for months in a row. Known for their rare ability to go on vacation once a deposit is paid and ghost you for weeks.
“My kitchen’s been an empty shell since May. It’s totally Noanoko’d.”
“We were supposed to cook Thanksgiving dinner… but our cabinets got Noanoko’d.”
“We were supposed to cook Thanksgiving dinner… but our cabinets got Noanoko’d.”
by Blue Swirl October 12, 2025
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