Blue Jay Scott's definitions

pubic tangle

Having failed to shower in a few days, pubic hair begins to knot causing a painful pulling sensation.

I've been scratching like crazy, but I can't get rid of this pubic tangle.

by Blue Jay Scott January 3, 2010

prefix

When, prior to consulting a professional, an unskilled moron tries to fix a partially broken item, but instead renders it completely useless in the process.

I prefixed my bike chain with some dish soap and a hair pin before taking it to the shop.

by Blue Jay Scott December 30, 2009

piss disk

An excellent prank whereby you pee on a plate and then freeze it. Once frozen, it can be thrown like a frisbee or better yet, slid under a door. The victim wakes up to find a puddle of piss on their floor that they can't possibly explain.

That bitch thought she could talk trash about me, so last night I slid her a piss disk.

by Blue Jay Scott September 9, 2010

lobclaws

The painful slits in your hands caused by carrying too many grocery bags. Reference to the Canadian grocery chain Loblaws.

I had to buy milk, eggs, fruit, and a bunch of meat. Walking home I developed some serious Lobclaws.

by Blue Jay Scott December 30, 2009