When, prior to consulting a professional, an unskilled moron tries to fix a partially broken item, but instead renders it completely useless in the process.
by Blue Jay Scott December 30, 2009
Having failed to shower in a few days, pubic hair begins to knot causing a painful pulling sensation.
by Blue Jay Scott January 03, 2010
The painful slits in your hands caused by carrying too many grocery bags. Reference to the Canadian grocery chain Loblaws.
I had to buy milk, eggs, fruit, and a bunch of meat. Walking home I developed some serious Lobclaws.
by Blue Jay Scott December 30, 2009
An excellent prank whereby you pee on a plate and then freeze it. Once frozen, it can be thrown like a frisbee or better yet, slid under a door. The victim wakes up to find a puddle of piss on their floor that they can't possibly explain.
by Blue Jay Scott September 09, 2010