An excellent prank whereby you pee on a plate and then freeze it. Once frozen, it can be thrown like a frisbee or better yet, slid under a door. The victim wakes up to find a puddle of piss on their floor that they can't possibly explain.
That bitch thought she could talk trash about me, so last night I slid her a piss disk.
Having failed to shower in a few days, pubic hair begins to knot causing a painful pulling sensation.
I've been scratching like crazy, but I can't get rid of this pubic tangle.
The painful slits in your hands caused by carrying too many grocery bags. Reference to the Canadian grocery chain Loblaws.
I had to buy milk, eggs, fruit, and a bunch of meat. Walking home I developed some serious Lobclaws.
When, prior to consulting a professional, an unskilled moron tries to fix a partially broken item, but instead renders it completely useless in the process.
I prefixed my bike chain with some dish soap and a hair pin before taking it to the shop.