Definitions by Blue Jay Scott

piss disk 

An excellent prank whereby you pee on a plate and then freeze it. Once frozen, it can be thrown like a frisbee or better yet, slid under a door. The victim wakes up to find a puddle of piss on their floor that they can't possibly explain.

That bitch thought she could talk trash about me, so last night I slid her a piss disk.

piss disk by Blue Jay Scott September 9, 2010

pubic tangle 

Having failed to shower in a few days, pubic hair begins to knot causing a painful pulling sensation.

I've been scratching like crazy, but I can't get rid of this pubic tangle.

pubic tangle by Blue Jay Scott January 3, 2010

prefix 

When, prior to consulting a professional, an unskilled moron tries to fix a partially broken item, but instead renders it completely useless in the process.

I prefixed my bike chain with some dish soap and a hair pin before taking it to the shop.

prefix by Blue Jay Scott December 30, 2009

lobclaws 

The painful slits in your hands caused by carrying too many grocery bags. Reference to the Canadian grocery chain Loblaws.

I had to buy milk, eggs, fruit, and a bunch of meat. Walking home I developed some serious Lobclaws.

lobclaws by Blue Jay Scott December 30, 2009