Definitions by Blort

Teesh

A girl that doesn’t work but parties every weekend. A total bum and spends their last bit of money going out.

That girl is a teesh.

Teesh by Blort April 16, 2022

Merch

An angular style of culottes, popularised by Spongebob Squarepants, a discarded kitchen sponge of ambivalent sexuality.

"Hey hon, do these squarepants make my butt look big? (No petal, it's yo' great fat ass makes your butt look big.)"

squarepants by Blort April 26, 2006

Merch