Blonde Beetle's definitions

A Trouser

A pervy old guy with smelly unwashed suspicious looking trousers who creeps you out and you can smell a mile away. Best avoided at all costs especially if he leers at you or plays with his pocket billiards. The reaction to the Trouser is usually a strong gag reflex.

Watch out, there's a trouser totally checking out your ass!!

by Blonde Beetle March 5, 2009