Blob the Gamer

an idiot who wrote this definition

Person 1 "Hey have you heard of Blob the Gamer"
Person 2 "Yeah he's an idiot"

by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021

Orange Mario

Also Known as Wario.

He is the evil version of Mario and is brothers with the almighty Waluigi.

Person 1 "Hey you know Wario?"
Person 2 "You mean Orange Mario?"
Person 1 "What the hell is wrong with you, it's Wario."
Person 2 "No, his name is Orange Mario"

by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021

Zombie on your lawn

A great song from the era of mobile games that were good and took effort

Sunflower

1, 2, 3, Woo!

There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn

I know your type: tall, dark, and dead
You want to bite all the petals off of my head
And then eat the brains of
The one who planted me here
NOOOOOOO!!

I'm just a sunflower but see
Me power an entire infantry
You like the taste of brains
We don't like zombies

I used to play football (football)
Road cones protect my head (cone on his head)
I have a screen-door shield (screen door sheild)
We are the undead

There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn

Maybe it's time to reevaluate
I know you have a lot of food on your plate
Brains are quite rich in cholesterol
You're dead so it doesn't matter,
Instead we'll use this solar power
To make a lawn defense at any hour

I like your tricycle (tricicle)
There's butter on my head (on his head)
I'm gonna eat your brains (no no no no)
We are the undead

There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn

by Blob the Gamer January 04, 2021

Green Ribbit

The alternative to saying frog. Whether you're a genius or a dumbass for saying frog like that isn't up to me.

Person "Oh why hello you green ribbit"
Frog "ribbit"
Person "Agreed."

by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021

Connected, No Internet

One of the most annoying things to happen when connecting to wifi.

Bob "Aight, been a long day let's watch something on my laptop"
Connected, No Internet
Bob "I hate my life"

by Blob the Gamer March 26, 2021