Blind old Sue Townsend's definitions
The condition whereby unpleasant facial features, such as a pointy nose or chin, are - in the eye of the beholder - a thing of great beauty.
"As Vanessa Feltz lovingly caressed her flopping bosoms, onlookers remarked "Oh christ, she's having a right eib."
by Blind old Sue Townsend October 14, 2003
Get the eibmug.