3 definitions by Blazed on a kayak

Mitchel moment

Just like a bruh moment , except in line with a Mitchel moment , in other words , when something does anything other than how it’s meant to

Lex- mines diamonds only for them to fall in lava
Anyone around him , yo that’s a Mitchel moment

by Blazed on a kayak August 28, 2019

Mitchel forgan

A person , in which takes no sides in arguments , and also enjoys a bit of cheeky but sex

Look at that little Mitchel Forgan over there

by Blazed on a kayak August 24, 2019

Ass wipe

A very amazing person. That is usually right. All of the time. They are mightier than the lord tachanka

Tachanka enters the room: everybody stares in amazement at the lord himself. An ass wipe enters the room: people will run over the lord tachanka to get a glimpse of the stunning ass wipe herself

by Blazed on a kayak September 7, 2019