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The Silent Barry

When you hide in the wardrobe before your partner/crush enters the room, ideally to masturbate or change, whilst you strum one out successfully without revealing your there, The Silent Barry is only successful if you ejaculate and don't get caught.

I was at Jessica's party last night, she wasn't giving me attention so I successfully completed The Silent Barry and she is none the wiser!

The Silent Barry by Blame it on Barry! February 4, 2026