Blake Wirth's definitions

Goycopter

Helicopter piloted by an IDF Soldier or Mossad Agent designed for raining hellfire upon the gentiles.

Blake: Why do we give so much money to Israel?
Danilo (operating goybeam on saturn): Goyim detected, deploying goycopter, glory to Israel!
Goycopter: *launches hellfire missiles at blake*
Blake: gah!! This is my fate for being subhuman gentile scum!!

by Blake Wirth December 4, 2025

The Cat

A jerk that steals your food but is kinda cute tho so it’s ok

You: HEY THE CAT STOLE MY FOOD
Me: yeah but he cute

by Blake Wirth November 7, 2019

Jesse

Might be jesse

Me: hey are you Jesse
Guy 1: no

Guy 2 : yes

by Blake Wirth June 7, 2019