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Hackney Downs Syndrome

Condition where someone moves to Hackney, grows stupid facial hair, starts wearing braces and woolly hats and riding a fixie retro bicycle, turns Vegan suddenly and decorates their home with overpriced unwanted furniture and recycled pallets. Even buys a turntable.
Since Colin moved to Dalston, he’s turned into a right wanker. That guys got a serious case of Hackney Downs Syndrome.
by Blah wars September 30, 2018
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