Definitions by Bladed Ballon Activist

Bladed Ballon 

The act of extreme gaping. An act of anal persecution and outlawed by the Genanal Convention.

F: Why is there blood in my bed?
M: You asked me for a bladed ballon.

F: Isn’t that outlawed?

Bladed Ballon by Bladed Ballon Activist April 3, 2020