Definitions by Black Techno Dude

Muscle Tourist

Someone who works out and gets super buff and stays that way for a little while until inevitably they return to their fat state!

Bro check out John he is so fat now! Yeah turns out he just a muscle tourist.

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"Combing" or "Scraping one's bald head in order to clear away topical dandruff.

Yo I saw this dude earlier today giving himself a "Druffcut" in the doorway of this building next to my favorite cafe!

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