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Definitions by Black Monster Mater

Monster mater

Men who mate with male monsters. They don't dominate the monsters. Monsters dominate them. They let monsters mount them. If they got stuck in a fantasy world they'd go around sitting on every monster's member. If the monster has a human's body and human male penis, he'll get sit on regardless of his face.
Them: Are you a furry?

Me: Worse, I rode The Hulk, Venom, Vision, Hellboy and Mr X. I'm a monster mater.

left on read, left your bed 

As we know, being left on read is when someone reads your text/email/etc and does not reply. Therefore, "left on read, left your bed" means if a potential sexual partner does this, you will never allow them access to your body for sexual purposes, because they lack manners, so they can lack your sexual energy as well.
Left on read, left your bed

He left me on read then hit me up 3 months later at 3AM with a "you up?". Denied! Left on read, left your bed! That's sucka shii.