This is for the girls:
When you're doing it missionary, and he's about to cum, wrap your legs around his waist and yell, "I wanna be a momma!" And see how long you can hold on.
Susie: "how'd you get that black eye?"
Mary: "I tried the bucking bronco on Joseph last night, and he punched me in the face after 10 seconds. It's a new record!"