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Definitions by Birthday Donut

Birthday Donut

A crude term for a man’s asshole — the “special treat” he’s been sitting on since birth.

Phrase origin: combines “birthday suit” (naked) with “donut” (a round shape with a hole), creating a tongue-in-cheek term that’s equal parts ridiculous and vivid.
“He was talking big until someone threatened to glaze his birthday donut.”
Birthday Donut by Birthday Donut October 14, 2025