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Downriver Prom Dress

A Detroit Red Wings Jersey. It does NOT always need to be worn to a high school prom by a girl, in order for the phrase to be uttered.

"Wow Brittney, I really like your Downriver Prom Dress! Yzerman's my Favorite!"

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1. A Penis that is freakishly Long.
2. A Penis that is hideous and grotesque.

1. Wow, that guy has a Frankencock! That thing is huge!
2. OMG, did you see that guys penis? How gross! that guy has a frankencock!

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