Definitions by Billy Thatchweaver

thatch scratch 

A good scratch of your pubic area.

Life felt better after a good thatch scratch.

thatch scratch by Billy Thatchweaver February 7, 2021

Love Statue 

Describing a man's erection or a dildo

Quick I need some new batteries for my Love statue!

Love Statue by Billy Thatchweaver September 7, 2013