Definitions by Billy Mays' Ghost

Snapple Cap Speech 

noun, A poorly written speech with random facts, presumably from snapple caps, used to fill up time.

Dude 1: That guy knew his speech wouldn't be long enough, so he just started droppin' facts that he thought were interesting to kill time.

Dude 2: Yeah, that was totes a snapple cap speech.

Snapple Cap Speech by Billy Mays' Ghost August 5, 2009