Definitions by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt)
Soft as a pensioner's turd
When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.
Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.
Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
Soft as a pensioner's turd by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021