Definitions by Bill Woods

providence 

a failing middle and high school with less than 200 girls who are all gay. probably the most ghetto school in sa besides public schools. also known as the zoo all animals (the students) think that they are relevant but they ain’t.

“see that chick she from providence”

“so she gay?”
“without a doubt”

providence by Bill Woods April 11, 2019

can of bacon 

Someone who never knows what they're saying and always doing something dumb

"Why are you drinking bleach, you're such a can of bacon"

can of bacon by Bill Woods January 1, 2017