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Psycho Hose Beast

A person who is so needy they create a force akin to gravity, that pulls everyone's attention, energy, and cash into their gaping maw.

Being a hose, such as "beer hose", means one who sucks with reckless abandon.
Do not invite Sarah to the party. She is a psycho hose beast who will talk about herself ceaselessly, drink all the beer, and force you to buy her things.
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