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Bill Hagger's definitions
parking the squid
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Trying to
have
sexual intercourse
with a
flaccid penis
I was going so well, but when we
got back
to my hotel I
just just
ended up parking
the squid
!
by
Bill Hagger
January 28, 2016
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