Bill Guindon's definitions

maskurbating

Wearing a mask for protection when you're completely alone (self-gratification).

Everywhere I go these days I see people maskurbating in their cars.

by Bill Guindon June 13, 2020

Minnie Mouse

Fucking Goofy.

Taken from an old joke that went along the lines of
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse divorce Minnie Mouse?
A: He found out she was fucking goofy.

You mean you bought that after watching an infomercial? Man, that's just Minnie Mouse.

by Bill Guindon April 23, 2006

maskuline

Somebody who has the balls to defend wearing a covid mask to Republicans.

Jeff Mason showed his maskuline side when he refused Donald Trump's request to remove his mask.

by Bill Guindon October 6, 2020