Definitions by Bilge pump

Dirty velma 

Eating a dog treat out of a nerdy girls vagina.

I'm still picking kibble out of my teeth, from the dirty velma I munched on for lunch.

Dirty velma by Bilge pump May 16, 2018

Stunt dick

A man that will bang your significant other. Either behind your back or in a cuck situation.

While Frank was working a double, Stone spent a couple hours playing stunt dick with his fiance.

Stunt dick by Bilge pump May 6, 2018