Homie I O U

Homie I O U: pleading the 3rd to pay or not pay you later…

Text:
Plug: still smoking now or still got the tooth problem?
Customer: (takes a fat rip) “I plead the 5th”
You have what you owe me?
Plug: “I plead the 3rd”

Homie I O U…

by Bigbirddebelen June 18, 2022

Onboarding unemployed

Onboarding unemployed: A conditional offer to work for a job but you got fired before you even started.

After doing a finger print a few days later I had to do a wellness and health exam. I ask for special testing accommodations but I didn’t get any answer. I was supposed to get a start date but didn’t receive my onboarding papers. I guess I got “onboarding unemployed.” She told me that they’re no longer hiring.

by Bigbirddebelen October 19, 2022

Bakla

Bakla: Backing it up to the person behind you or Pushing your butt closer to the person behind you.

Music playing: that’s my jam. “Bakla” starts twerkin and back it up in front of everybody in a public place.

by Bigbirddebelen May 22, 2022

Handsterbation

Handsterbation: A soft smooth and not firm hands.

Tito: knuckle sandwhich!
Kuya: Your hands don’t have power to knock anybody out they’re soft and smooth.

Tito: Well I’m not a fighter I’m a lover besides I only use these Handsterbation for jerking off.

by Bigbirddebelen April 20, 2022