A vanilla stir stick is a hard cock that has sperm residue all over it from cumming in a vagina. Especially common when giving a cream pie.
Hey T... you really like sucking on my vanilla stir stick after I cum all up in you.
Yeah D, I love the taste of your sperm
Yeah D, I love the taste of your sperm
by Big truck, small dick November 02, 2017
Mc Hammer pants are the 80's most baggiest pants . These oversized crotch pants allowed the Hammer to do his signature dance. These pants were the shit back then. However, if worn today, it looks as if you took a crap in a tent and wore it as pants.
T: Look at that guy's pants. It looks like large diaper.
D: Naw, MC Hammer pants were the shit in the 80s.
T: looks like he took a shit in them in 2017
D: Naw, MC Hammer pants were the shit in the 80s.
T: looks like he took a shit in them in 2017
by Big truck, small dick November 02, 2017