Definitions by Big man pigeon

aldi sexual 

You go to Aldi not because it is cheap but because it is close to your house

Guy 1: hey I have a fiver let's get some coke and crisps

Guy 2: na let's go to Aldi it's closer and has black fizzy drink and potato thins
Guy 1: you fucking Aldi sexual

aldi sexual by Big man pigeon November 27, 2021