texas rope swing

When you are swinging on a rope swing and it gives you rope burn in your vagina

Brittney: why do you keep grabbing your crotch

Jessica: I gave myself a Texas rope swing

by Big daddy ducanator November 20, 2016

colorado bagel bite

When you jerk off using a oven hot bagel bite and eat it afterwards

Chris: what did you have for dinner last night

Daniel: I had a Colorado bagel bite

by Big daddy ducanator November 20, 2016