Jerk Johnson

Sex Act - verb - To lick a girl from bellybutton to tramp stamp in a single fluid motion.
Swish: Did you get magnanimous on that hottie you left the bar with last night?

Jerk: Oh yeah, I Jerk Johnsoned the shit out of her... ugh ugh ugh. (In the style of Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers)
by Big Swish August 10, 2008
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Cheddar Packed

Adjective - When a location is extremely full to the point that you can barely move around i.e. As tightly packed as a block of Cheddar Cheese in it's wrapper.
Dude, we should bail. This bar is Cheddar Packed, we'll never get a drink.

No way! This place is rocking, Cheddar Packed with hotties!
by Big Swish August 10, 2008
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