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The act of taping your partner's mouth to your ass hole while you simultaneously eat bushes baked beans and blow hot gas down her throat resulting in rectal prolapse. The ritual is completed by striking the prolapsed anus with full force resulting in a fog horn-like sound while also spewing black liquid from her vaginal region
It turns out that Gavin gave jacobs little sisters a Columbian gas pump last night.
by Big Papi420 July 9, 2022
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