Definitions by Big Lex

Respect the Turtle 

A term for masturbation as coined by Craig Ferguson on the May 23rd episode of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.

I need some quiet time to respect the turtle.

Respect the Turtle by Big Lex May 25, 2014

zoo break 

A group of unattractive females traveling together. Especially enerting or exiting a location.

(door opens at a bar and group of ugly women enter)--"damn! ZOO BREAK!!"

zoo break by big lex June 24, 2005