Respect the Turtle

A term for masturbation as coined by Craig Ferguson on the May 23rd episode of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.
by Big Lex May 26, 2014
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zoo break

A group of unattractive females traveling together. Especially enerting or exiting a location.
(door opens at a bar and group of ugly women enter)--"damn! ZOO BREAK!!"
by big lex June 10, 2005
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