Definitions by Big Lampost

alfie 

doing absoolutely fucking nothing

Person 1 : im just watching youtube at home
Person 2 : you’re doing an alfie

alfie by Big Lampost August 15, 2020

wayé 

When someone is chatting absolute shit

Person 1 : “Those girls were so into me”
Person 2 : “A wayé”

wayé by Big Lampost August 13, 2020