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Crile

A weird mixture of a smile and crying, invented by actress Renee Zelwigger.

If you want to see a big-time crile, check out any scene with Renee Zelwigger in Cinderella Man.

by Big Johnny D. January 21, 2006

A team in the National Football League (NFL) whose idea of a successful season is not choking during the last 5 weeks and missing the playoffs. Unlike other teams, they know they will never win a Super Bowl and once they make the playoffs, that's pretty much it.

Here it is, the season's on the line. Two receivers left and right. McCown, takes the snap, he steps up, he's all by himself...FIRES INTO THE ENDZONE. CAAAUGHT!! TOUCHDOWN!!! NOOOO!!! NOOOO!!! THE CARDINALS HAVE KNOCKED THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS!!!!

by Big Johnny D. January 24, 2006

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