Big Herm's definitions

Pootographer

Someone who frequently photographs their poo.

Ernie fancies himself a pootographer and sends a "daily poo" email to all of his friends. Yesterday's email title was "A tribute to corn."

by Big Herm October 20, 2006

Ganja cock

Not being able to get erect from being under the influence of marijuana.

I smoked a bowl and now I can’t have sex because I have ganja cock.

by Big herm October 14, 2019

deustchbag

A German douchebag.

Pronounced "doich bag".

"Look at Hans dancing in his skin-tight, silver tee shirt and black jeans, what a goof."

"Yeah, that guy is such a deustchbag!"

by Big Herm October 3, 2006