2 definitions by Big Gold
A sexual act. A face-book occurs when the man is not completely satisfied with the facial orifice upon which he desires completion. The man proceeds to affix a piece of pornographic literature on the lucky lass' face in the fashion of his desire. The man ensures that the predesignated hole on the pornography aligns properly with the woman's. The man then attempts to produce as much ejaculate as possible into this hole.
"Hey girl, can I sign you up for face-book?", "I hooked up with a 3, so I decided to get her on face-book"
by Big Gold October 15, 2007
A sexual act. A face-book occurs when the man is not completely satisfied with the facial orifice upon which he desires completion. The man proceeds to affix a piece of pornographic literature on the lucky lass' face in the fashion of his desire. The man ensures that the predesignated hole on the pornography aligns properly with the woman's. The man then attempts to produce as much ejaculate as possible into this hole.
"Hey girl, can I sign you up for face-book?", "I hooked up with a 3, so I decided to get her on face-book"
by Big Gold October 15, 2007