Butt Hummus

The smegma produced by ones ass after a long day at work and multiple farts.
Dude, I don't feel fresh at all after working that long shift. I think that I have cooked up a batch of butt hummus.
by Big Daddy Steve April 30, 2008
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turd laces

A very thin in diameter, unsatisfying dumpski. Usually preceded and followed by multiple farts.
Dude, I sat down to drop a deuce, but all I got were turd laces.
by Big Daddy Steve August 13, 2007
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