Big Daddy Steve's definitions

turd laces

A very thin in diameter, unsatisfying dumpski. Usually preceded and followed by multiple farts.

Dude, I sat down to drop a deuce, but all I got were turd laces.

by Big Daddy Steve August 15, 2007

Butt Hummus

The smegma produced by ones ass after a long day at work and multiple farts.

Dude, I don't feel fresh at all after working that long shift. I think that I have cooked up a batch of butt hummus.

by Big Daddy Steve May 14, 2008