Soft Dickin'

The act of being off the clock at DICK'S Sporting Goods, while being actively employed at DICK'S Sporting Goods.

Employee #1: What are you up to today? If you're Soft Dickin', would you like to come over and watch the Seahawks game with me!

Employee #2: Hell yeah I'm Soft Dickin'. I'll be right over!

by Big D's DICKtionary January 19, 2020

DICKhead'S

The official fan club of Big DICK'S Sporting Goods.

Person #1: Are you a DICKhead?
Person #2: Fuque you!
Person #1: No, I'm asking if you're a member of the DICKhead'S fan club?
Person #2: Oh...hell yeah!!!

by Big D's DICKtionary February 03, 2020

DICKtionary

The official Urban Dictionary page containing words and terms associated with working at Big DICK'S Sporting Goods.

Employee #1: What's a Nick Break?
Employee #2: Pull up the damn DICKtionary!

by Big D's DICKtionary February 04, 2020

Big Deesus

The one and only almighty power that runs Big DICK'S Sporting Goods.

Employee #1: Does anyone even know what the fuque is going on around here, or how to run the store?
Employee #2: Only the almighty Big Deesus knows how to run a Big DICK'S Sporting Goods.

by Big D's DICKtionary February 07, 2020

Nick Break

An exceptionally long break taken by an employee at a place of employment.

For example, a break that lasts 4x the allowed length, or a lunch break that lasts 2x the allowed length.

Employee #1: Where the hell is Sir Nicholas? I haven't seen him on the sales floor all day!?
Employee #2: He must be taking a Nick Break.
Employee #1: ...makes sense.

by Big D's DICKtionary January 16, 2020

Big Dickin'

The act of working on the clock at DICK'S Sporting Goods.

I won't be able to eat Thanksgiving dinner with my family, I will be Big Dickin'.

by Big D's DICKtionary January 10, 2020