Definitions by Big Cook

BIG COOK 

THIS BLATENTLY REPRESENTS AN IDEA.

ONE WHO OPERATES UNDER "BIG COOK" HAS ALL THE ASSUMED POWERS OF "GOD" AS ILLUSTRATED BY CHRISTIANITY. WHEN OPERATING UNDER THIS MAINFRAME, THE IDEA BECAME TANIGIBLE, FOR YOU, YES YOU!!!! TO DO ANYTHING YOU DESIRE, WITH PERFECT CLAIRTY AND GUIDANCE TO WHAT YOU HAVE ATTAINED.

DAMN! THAT GUY IS GOD-LIKE, HES BEEN COOKIN FOR MONEY SINCE 1977!

yeah big cook! we love big cook! big cook is in the mirror!

BIG COOK by BIG COOK September 29, 2012

Phaclempt 

Flabbergasted, a feeling of unsettlement. Confusion. An innermost emotional strife.

Jimmy was Phaclempt when he realized he had herpes.

Suze was Phaclempt when she realized that she had intercourse with Jimmy.

Tyrone was Phaclempt because he had to tell Suze that he Gave Her Herpes.

Jimmy Was again Phaclempt when Suze told him that Tyrone her gym teacher gave her herpes.

Phaclempt by Big Cook July 19, 2010