Big Bad Jays's definitions

COVAG19

Pronounced co-vadge. Refers to the the state of female genitalia during quarantine. Characterized by a foul odor brought on by unattended UTI, yeast infections, and improper wiping due to lack of toilet paper. Usually includes thick bush now stretching from mid-belly to past the anus.

My girl was getting frisky during Tiger King and I was into it until I got a whiff of that COVAG19.

by Big Bad Jays April 5, 2020