Big Bad D.'s definitions

skiing

(must be said with airquotes or written with quotes) Code for getting legal pot in Colorado for an out-of-state visitor

Jane: Oh, going to Colorado, eh? What will you be doing there?
Dick: Going "skiing".
Jane: Nice. I wish I could "ski" with you, but I am stuck here, in our lame, conservative state.

by Big Bad D. January 10, 2014