columbus

see cowtown

Small city where the people think they are cool and are obsessed with Ohio State football eventhough most of them have nothing to do with the university - its pathetic.

Oh, and they all drive half the speed of the speed limit in their rusted out trucks adorned with NASCAR and Buckeyes stickers.
Columbus Hick: Columbus is the best place in the universe
Normal Person: Oh really? Why is that?
Columbus Hick: Cause we have the BUCKEYES
Normal Person: Oh, you went to Ohio State?
Columbus Hick: Naws
by Biffffffffff August 03, 2006
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