Toilet envy is a term used to describe a childhood friend who continues to poop like a caveman and wipe his anus with sandpaper despite having the means to own his own bidet and then chastises those of a higher class who have and use a Toto bidet toilet.
Check out the tech bro. He can ride in a car that drives itself but still wipes his butt with paper. Dude has total toilet envy.
by Bidet King August 17, 2024
When your peasant friends post memes of you on a bidet because they’re too fucking cheap to experience a kings throne in their own everyday life.
by Bidet King November 08, 2022