When your peasant friends post memes of you on a bidet because they’re too fucking cheap to experience a kings throne in their own everyday life.
by Bidet King November 08, 2022
Toilet envy is a term used to describe a childhood friend who continues to poop like a caveman and wipe his anus with sandpaper despite having the means to own his own bidet and then chastises those of a higher class who have and use a Toto bidet toilet.
Check out the tech bro. He can ride in a car that drives itself but still wipes his butt with paper. Dude has total toilet envy.
by Bidet King August 17, 2024