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Rope snooker 

The act of attempting to penetrate another living being with a flaccid penis. As difficult to achieve as attempting to play snooker with a piece of rope. Often happens on rounds 2+ of sexual activity within a short period of time, or when one has consumed too much alcohol but will not be deterred.
Luca tried shagging this bird off tinder 3 times in one night but ended up playing rope snooker.

I thought I'd finally end my dry spell last night but after 15 pints all I could do was practise some rope snooker.
Rope snooker by Big bad Ben June 13, 2016
Ainsley, as in Ainsley Harriot, TV Celebrity Chef, is another word for arse.
Do you take it up the Ainsley?
Ainsley by BiG BaD BeN May 28, 2006