Noor

Noor is an arabic unisex name that means "light". Contrary to the meaning of the word, people named Noor (or Nour in other variations) bring nothing but tragedy and disasters to your life. Avoid people named Noor, they will be the end of you.
Man: oh, is that Noor?
Me: Yes. Run.
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Skimilar

OMG, babe, we're both from Lebanon, we have the same skin color, we're skimilar!
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