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A 'Will Turner' is a homosexual being(pirate) who likes the 'Fruit bowl' and pretends to be a womanizer but is actually a gay prick. Often Dwells within the vicinity of Timaru. Should be avoided at all costs as he will cramp your style and is genurally a pedophile.
"Oi check out that homo guy....He's such a Will Turner"

If One is a pedophile creep they are a 'Will Turner'
by Better than William November 28, 2009
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