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Clarinet Player

Someone superior to everyone (including the band director). A clarinetist enjoys long walks on the beach and being a better person than everyone else. Also infinitely smarter and sexier than percussionists.
Person 1: Woah, is that a Clarinet Player?
Clarinetist: Yes I am indeed.
Person 1: I could tell because you are infinitely smarter and sexier than percussionists.
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